Q & A

Q:  What do you do when you aren’t allowed to sleep on your stomach anymore?

A:  Get your hands on a beanbag chair.

Q:  What happens if your brother-in-law’s wedding caterer fails to show up on two separate occasions for pre-wedding planning and the wedding is 8 days away?

A:  Buy cookies from Wegmans and forget about a fancy dinner.

Q:  How was your birthday?

A:  Amazing family and food.  And an iPod touch.  (iPod touch=Angry Birds)

Q:  What do you do when you have to buy a dress in June 5 months pregnant for a different wedding in December when you will have been pregnant-free for 6 weeks?

A:  Don’t eat the cookies at the first wedding reception.

Q:  What fills the time at work when there’s nothing to do?

A:  Blogging.  (And thinking about cookies.)

Q:  Why haven’t you blogged in weeks?

A:  ...Angry Birds???  (Hey—they don’t know my birthday was only 6 days ago…)

Q:  Just exactly how bored are you right now?

A:  Exactly?  Well, if you take the inverse polynomial of 2.148 to the 14^th power and divide that by the quadratic equation, you’ll spend exactly as much time figuring out the answer as I’ve had free time on my hands today.

Q:  What are you thinking about right now?

A:  The baby is currently kicking hard enough that I can feel it on the outside.  That is not boring.  (And more entertaining than Angry Birds and cookies combined.)