Wednesday, January 27, 2016

A brief rebuttal

My dearest husband, whom I absolutely adore, has just published a blog in which he tries, through passive-aggression, to justify the purchase of yet another doo-dad to add to his ever-expanding cache of trumpetness. My thoughts in response to this are as follows:

1.       How passive aggressive are we, really, when after publishing said blog, we toss our wife’s iPhone to her and say knowingly, “Blog’s up”?
2.       In said blog, husband writes of how he has promised to not buy any new trumpets, and surely a simple $35 purchase of a new mouthpiece is of no consequence. But said husband conveniently neglected to mention the expense (a January 2016 expense…) of a triple digit repair for a trumpet that he doesn’t even know if he’ll love once he gets it back.
3.       Said husband scoffs at many of his fellow trumpeters who are clearly gear-obsessed. They are forever buying new mouthpieces and lead pipes and cup sizes and back bores and triggers and bells (see how educated I am about this?) but to no permanent satisfaction. Said husband has commented repeatedly how futile this is, and how your own person and abilities ought to transcend the equipment fads that come along. To this I say, actions speak louder than words.

Now, about getting my flute’s footjoint expanded.

Today’s 1%: Book update:
7/50: Call The Midwife

8/50: Call The Midwife: Shadows of the Workhouse (Probably should not have read this one during the bleak mid-winter.)

Friday, January 22, 2016

10 recent discoveries

There is no bigger turn-on than when your husband surprises you by coming home five hours early and immediately starts washing the dishes.

A Toyota Yaris is not fit for transporting a keyboard.

Gastroenterologists are long-winded.

Owen is allergic to eggs, peanuts, and tree nuts.

I may in fact become, in the words of my father-in-law, a “freakin’ deacon.”

James is learning the finer points of sarcasm. When he insisted that he was hungry and I told him dinner was in the oven, his face fell (he had seen what was in the pan) as he muttered under his breath, “I can hardly stand the excitement…”

I can be moved to tears by a photo of a crumpet.

There can be peanut products in enchilada sauce. And sprinkles.

My newest read, the first in the Call the Midwife trilogy, is gut-wrenchingly honest and graphic and wonderful and awful all at the same time. I can barely read more than ten pages at a time before my emotional banks overflow.

I am woefully inept at shaping consistent-looking loaves of bread.

Today’s 1%: I successfully navigated two little boys, in bulky winter coats, through a busy parking garage, four elevators, three confused hospital employees who gave me incorrect directions, through a two hour appointment in a single small room, without melting down. ME, I mean. Mom Smith…how did you do it with five boys?



Wednesday, January 20, 2016

23 reasons I haven't been blogging

Because of Bat Ears

Because of little guy pride

Because of wonder and awe. And only two wise men.

Because of the best day all December.

Because of Charlie Brown Christmas...on a Christmas card.

Because every now and then we try for a family photo. Christmas Eve 2015.

Because of Christmas morning in matching jammies.

Because of big brothers giving gifts to little brothers.

Because of serious cooking.

Because of wrestling in pup tents.

Because of Grandma's kitchen floor.

Because of Magformer motorcycles.

Because there are so many pencils and pens in the world.

Because there are fridges to climb in.

Because of aprons.

Because of bath time sillies.

Because of sudsy hats.

Because of snow and kids and dogs outside.

Because there are professional hockey players that need to be waved to.

Because of free tickets to the Amerks.

Because of complete contentment with Crackerjack and Zambonis.

Because of happy smiles and snuggles.

Because of learning how to read.
Today's 1%: Book reading update (and probably a more accurate reason why I haven't been blogging):
2/50: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
3/50: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
4/50: Why My Wife Thinks I'm an Idiot
5/50: Still Alice
6/50: All You Could Ask For

Friday, January 8, 2016

Date Night In: A Roman Engagement

“He proposed in Rome.”

That’s pretty much all you need to know about the theme of this DNI. Ashley writes of her then-boyfriend’s proposal on the Spanish Steps in Italy. She writes of knowing the whole evening he was going to propose (as we girls are wont to do), and plotting out exactly where she wanted him to do it. Someplace perfectly romantic and memorable, but nowhere that would draw too much attention.

In the same vein as Ashley, I let myself get carried away with how this DNI would go. We would eat on the anniversary of our engagement, in mid-December. We would enjoy a wonderful Italian dinner, slowly sip Chianti, and reflect on our own special night 9 years ago. It would be incredibly romantic, with a crackling fire, shooting stars, and the Ratatouille soundtrack.

I should know better than to map out every single detail in my imagination. We don’t even have a fireplace, for pete’s sake. The less I get my hopes up about something the better it is. And the more I blow something up in my mind the more likely I am to be disappointed. So it should be no surprise that we didn’t even HAVE a Date Night In last month. There were about a million Christmas concerts, and ten consecutive nights that I put the boys to bed myself. There were gifts to wrap and cards to send and cookies to bake. Which, admittedly, was a lot of fun, but became increasingly lonely.

And it shouldn’t have surprised me that, instead of a night we looked forward to for a few weeks, we decided after grocery shopping yesterday morning that we should just get it over with. And, thus, it came to pass that A Rather Impromptu Roman Engagement occurred last night.

Except dessert. Because that needed to freeze overnight. We thought about it, but we’re both kind of overly-desserted from the holidays and agreed we could postpone. (I offered to let Roy make it while I was at work but he glanced at the recipe and decided that it wasn’t worth the risk…there was a lot of carefully-timed mixing involved.)

So we ate:
·         Carciofi Fritti
·         Kale with Apples, Currants, and Warm Pancetta Vinaigrette
·         Cacio e Pepe with Parmesan Frico

I shall now translate. Carciofi Fritti are fried lemon slices and artichokes. I was skeptical. First off, deep frying. We’ve TALKED about this. Not my thing. Secondly, if I’m going to deep fry something, how about a nice pastry or hunk of meat? I dipped a LEMON SLICE in oregano-flavored batter and fried it. And ate it.

Who comes up with these ideas?


It was OK. It was better than I thought it might be. But it wasn’t amazing. The artichokes were about on par with the lemons. I think next time I would slice the lemons even more thinly so it wasn’t So. Much. Lemon (but I can say fairly definitively there isn’t going to be a next time).

Roy worked on the kale salad. He quickly discovered that we had some issues. Firstly, we couldn’t find dried currants anywhere. We didn’t drive to Mt. Wegmans, but its sister peak in Webster offered no help. (We substituted dried cranberries.) Secondly, he purchased prosciutto instead of pancetta. Oops. Italians we are not.

So we substituted salty meat strips for salty meat chunks. No biggie, right? The salad was...good. Ashley claimed that the warm vinaigrette would slightly soften the kale, making it easier to chew. I don’t think this happened for us. I’ve been enjoying kale this winter, but I sauté it first to make it more palatable. This was a great-tasting kale, but it was too chewy for me.

I was holding out for the main course. PASTA. I had made Parmesan Frico earlier—take freshly grated parmesan cheese, form a disc, bake it for a few minutes, then take the disc and invert it over a bowl to create “the best cheese cracker you’ve ever had.”

See how pretty it looks in the bowl? Now imagine delicious pasta on top of it.

The Cacio e Pepe was delightful. It was the simplest dish perhaps in the entire cookbook—just four ingredients, but it came out beautifully. I mean, look at that.
Who's ready for more? Pick me!
I admit, I couldn’t finish the Frico. It was a LOT of cheese, even for me. But I had no problem devouring the entire quarter-box portion of bucatini, butter, pecorino, and pepper.

There was no fireplace, no shooting stars, and we barely touched on the topic of our engagement. I even forgot to put on the background music. We sipped Chianti and instead spoke of the boys’ antics that day, of church work, of upcoming concerts. And that was fine, because it was us and we like to think our conversation is pretty satisfying and special.

“Suddenly, I didn’t care about where we were and the crowds of people that rushed around us. My thoughts drifted to us, and in that instant it was as if I caught a glimpse of our forever. Images of us old and together warmed me on that cold night in December. It was a new beginning. The promise of forever with each other. And I couldn’t have been happier.” -Ashley Rodriguez, DNI, p. 208



Today’s 1%: If I had a dream last night about going running, does that count for anything?

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

A Christmas Mix

Well bloggy, dreams DO come true. And KitchenAid owes me a commission, because there’s been an EXPLOSION of mixing going on in my world since I started posting about hoping to own one someday.

First things first: Roy told me before Thanksgiving that we could do the mixer as the family gift this year. (I added silently, And Valentines Day, and my birthday, and anniversary…) I came to him around Black Friday with my “save the most pennies” plan. It included, and I’m not even joking:

30% off coupon
$50 mail-in rebate
$15 off coupon
$5 off coupon
$75 back in store cash (which I spent on gifts for the boys)
Free shipping

I whacked almost $200 off the cost of that bad boy…and I’m not going to lie—it felt satisfying to play the system and win.

So we ordered it. In yellow. A beautiful cheery yellow that is non-trendy and non-ugly. It’s perky and matches my apron. It came way too quickly—early December. Two days later my hand mixer broke, as previously mentioned in this blog. I was faced with a dilemma: do I throw away a bowl full of pricey butter and not-so-pricey sugar that was half-creamed? Do I go out and buy another cheapo hand mixer to patch the gap until Christmas? Or do I open my gift early? I didn’t want to open it. I really didn’t. But the cheapskate in me that found six combinable discounts also didn’t want to throw all that butter in the trash.

I opened it in a total rush because I needed to leave for a rehearsal. And then I realized I had no idea how to work the thing properly and such an investment deserved a thorough reading of the manual (sans highlighter, I will admit Joe Hamway…).

So I covered my bowl and came back after rehearsal to cream it properly. And did it ever. Wow! I made soooooo many cookies this December. And it kneaded bread. And it whipped cream. It makes MEATBALLS.
It's a match made in heaven. Me 'n Mr. Yellow. Elliot Yellow, to be precise, but that's another story for another day.
So anyhoo, I thought my KitchenAid story was coming to an end, but perhaps not. Within a couple of days of mine arriving in the mail I had a sister-in-law send me a photo of her very own brand new (to her anyway…) KitchenAid stand mixer. Whaaa??? I had another sister-in-law contact me wanting pricing info because she was considering upgrading her mixing needs. I had a BROTHER contact me about similar things and, lo and behold, he graced my MOM with her very own KitchenAid on Christmas morning too.

So, KitchenAid…how about a lil commission for all that business I’ve been dredging up for ya?

It’s so purty.

Today’s 1%: Our family is home together after an out-of-town venture for Roy. My one percent is doing a better-than-average job keeping up with the house in his absence. And we took down all the Christmas decorations and moved a bunch of furniture around despite getting about 4 hours of sleep last night. Woo!

ALSO, BONUS 1%! There is a gymnastics podcast out there that is as geeky as I am about the sport!!!!!!!!!! When the host made a comment along the lines of, “Chusovitina brought a lot of honor to Uzbekistan in spite of originally representing the Soviets in the early 90s,” I thought, “Preach it!  … Wait a minute…did somebody else just actually say that out loud? SOULMATES!”

Book 1/50 finished: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. A reread, but very satisfying. I haven’t taken the time to reread HP in a few years. Rowling is SO brilliant.



Saturday, January 2, 2016

Passive aggressive New Year's Resolutions

R:

-Eat more homemade croissants, made by J.
-Be more understanding with J's irrationality during arguments.
-Stop feeling guilty about the domestic repercussions of buying mouthpieces.
-Be available for sex wherever and whenever J wants, because that's what TRULY loving couples do.
-Learn about the nutritional content, or lack thereof, of that macaroni and cheese J keeps trying to force on us.
-CONTINUE to put away all of my laundry, as all responsible grown ups should do.
-Give J the chance to learn how to make and serve me coffee.
-Dress more appropriately as a family when out in public: no sweats, pajama tops, or groady stuffed animals.

J:
-Enjoy a restful, quiet vacation with R and nothing else, not even trumpets.
-Keep the house smelling fresh, devoid of smoldering coffee husks.
-Practice justice and equality to everyone in the New Year, starting with a fair division of Owen nighttime duties.
-Stop listening to the same songs over and over again, Petroushka and Mahler 5 being excellent examples.
-Practice Sabbath on Sunday afternoons, beginning by shutting out any depressing and gloomy worldly distractions, such as the Buffalo Bills.
-Expose the children to a wider variety of worship experiences, by sending them off with R to deal with.
-Dress more appropriately as a family when out in public: no sweats, pajama tops, or groady stuffed animals.

Friday, January 1, 2016

I hereby resolve

1.       To read 50 books this year, none of which include the titles of Curious George, Berenstain Bears, or Dr. Seuss. Beyond that, my standards are low. (Harry Potter, anyone?)

2.       To run/remain active. (If not running, Piyo or some other form of indoor exercise on days when it’s -8 outside.)

3.       To blog somewhat regularly.

4.       To use my new mixer (oh, more to come on this) for things that are creative and not just necessary. (In other words, make buying a stand mixer over another hand mixer worth the investment.)

5.       To find a way to read the Bible daily…preferably in the mornings and in a way that my children can see that I am making it a priority, while not having their presence completely distract me from what I’m reading.

6.       To save $___. A joint resolution with Roy.

Keep in mind—I aim high (50 books is a ridiculously wishful number here) so that maybe I’ll do a decent job (25 books would, realistically, be awesome).


Today’s 1%: I ran. On a holiday. As he was dragging me out the door Roy told me, “look at it this way—everybody else will be out walking or jogging because it’s New Years’ and they are starting their resolution to lose weight. We’ll blow right by ‘em!” Yeah…we didn’t see anybody.