It's ironic that...
...the two year old who's made it a fun, repeated occurrence to suck sopping toilet water out of a towel is the only member of the family who isn't sick right now.
...I just replaced my Magic Kindle and then bought real (used) books from Barnes and Noble that are currently occupying my nightstand.
...the one day you haven't warmed up on piano is the day your pastor announces that "we're all going to take five minutes and just sit and listen to the wonderful music."
...the day you give Facebook up for Lent is the same day your former professor and boss FB-messages you asking for advice.
...your husband invests in refurbishing his nice black dress shoes, a new pair of black sneakers, and a pair of Goodwill black dress shoes (whilst he waits for the refurbishing) and still has no black shoes appropriate to wear to his weekend concerts.
...Felix's curious "Big George" should choose to wander off in exactly the place he is always getting into trouble on television (the science museum).
...when you give up sugar in January it's all you want to eat, but when you're allowed to have it in February you're like, "meh, how 'bout some nachos?"
...in theory February break should mean lots of extra practice time for your students, but they all inevitably show up to their lessons especially clueless.
...it was a lot harder to come up with ironic things than I anticipated when I sat down to write this.
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